Barbecue Meal or $12 for $25 Worth of Barbecue Fare at Fatso's Sports Garden

Like a locked steamer trunk in an attic, barbecue recipes are better when they contain a closely guarded family secret. Finally taste the truth with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$17 for a barbecue meal (up to a $34.95 total value), which includes:

• One pound of mesquite-smoked brisket (a $7.99 value)
• One pound of Opa's Hill Country smoked sausage (an $8.99 value)
• A grilled half chicken (a $7.99 value)
• One quart of potato salad (a $4.99 value)
• One quart of beans (a $4.99 value)

$12 for $25 worth of barbecue and casual grill fare, such as an 8-ounce steak sandwich ($7.99), half-rack of famous pork ribs ($11.99), or half-rack of baby-back ribs ($12.99).

Fatso's Sports Garden

Since 1987, Fatso's Sports Garden?s roster of chefs have been slow cooking meats with passion and precision?they mesquite-smoke their brisket for 12 hours and dish out racks of savory baby-back ribs that slide off the bone. Housemade sides and sauces are crafted fresh daily, and 22 beers on tap fill frosty glasses that frequently clink after touchdowns, homeruns, and slam dunks flicker across satellite-equipped TVs lining the restaurant's walls. Outside, a playground beckons youngsters, while grains of sand and old blueprints for Victorian-era sand mansions kick up across six outdoor volleyball courts.

The Groupon Guide to: Dog-Show Breed Standards

With billions of viewers and ad revenue through the roof, it?s no secret that everybody loves watching dog shows. But what do they judge these pedigreed pooches on? Hint: the things in this guide:

1. Is the Dog Crying? A sad dog is never a winning dog. An exemplar of the breed should be happy and boisterous, not a gross crying mess. Plus, the only dogs even capable of crying are genetic aberrations.

2. Has the Dog Eaten a Judge?s Finger During the Process? Only one dog (a mastiff named Grandmaster Waddlesplint) has ever won after consuming a judge?s finger. (It was only a pinky.)

3. General Dogliness: Is this really a dog? Not a pile of ants or a popular wooden toy? How much of a dog is the dog? Like, way dog or just some dog? This is generally the most important.

4. Telepathy Test: No dog has ever passed this test, but judges are holding out hope.

5. Pick Your Favorite: None of this matters. The judges just pick their favorite dog.

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