Posted on November 12, 2012 by Guide Live Group
DALLAS?? Now I?ve heard everything. At Wednesday?s?Dallas City Council?meeting, our fearless leaders were actually pitched the idea of creating a citywide program to test every Dallas dog?s DNA in order to cure people who don?t clean up after their pups.
The pitch came from a company that runs a dog-poo DNA program in use at the?Ilume, called Poo Prints. Love the name. The Ilume, in case you do not know, is a way-cool, high-end apartment complex on Cedar Springs Road near the Tollway. All pet owners who live there must submit to DNA testing of their dog?s poo and keep it on file. Why? Because some dumb, irresponsible dog owners don?t pick up their dog?s poo, and guess what, in the day and age when you cannot hide from anyone ? I just learned they can now test for alcohol in breast milk ? a company, Poo Prints, can DNA test your dog?s poop and nab you. Here?s how it works: A resident with a pet signs a lease, and the dog?s cheek is swabbed. This sample is sent to the BioPet Vet Lab in Tennessee, which extracts the animals? DNA and keeps it on file. Let?s say the apartment manager finds an errant turd. He puts it in a $30 container with enzymes, shakes, and sends it to the lab. The DNA is analyzed and, with 99.9 percent certainty, the owner of the turd is ID?d. At the Ilume, if you are not a responsible pet owner and do not bag up the poop, and if it matches the DNA of one of the dogs there on file, busted! The owner faces a $250 fine. Manager Joshuah Welch says they have more than 300 pets at Ilum and they are serious about poop. Seems Poo Prints has made his life much easier:
?We?ve gone from maybe an hour a day of poop pick-up, to picking up maybe one or two a month,? he said. The complex has about 300 pets, and Welch says residents pay the entire cost of the enforcement program.
Does this sound harsh? Not for a high density living area, no. I hate it when people don?t pick up after their dogs because it?s unsanitary and just gross, and there is no need for it. Live in the country or on multiple acres, who cares. But when there is limited grasslands (read: poo land) I do think pet owners can bend over and pocket-baggie the poo, seal and toss it in the trash can. In fact, I know of many Florida condos that fine residents hundreds of dollars a day if they don?t pick up their dog poo. It?s just your job, your doo doo duty, if you own a dog.
But to make this a city-wide ordinance, no way.
Here is?NBC 5?s report?on the meeting.?Councilwoman Angela Hunt?apparently likes the idea (surprise): ?I think we do need enforcement, especially in some of our denser areas where you have a lot of folks living with dogs and, if they?re not picking up. It creates a problem.?
Yeah, but leave it up to the apartment or condo complexes, not the city. Plus this would add another cost to dog ownership, and it?s hard enough to make dog owners spay and neuter their pets, which is crucial to controlling the unwanted pet population.
But Poo Prints makes a great pitch. Each dog owner would pay $30 for a DNA sample, and then the city would pay $50 to test the DNA for a match. Poo Prints claims the city could more than recoup the $20 cost difference with fines ? right. It?s illegal now not to pick up after your dog, but who the heck enforces that? What if you have to hire a collections firm to fetch the fine?
Can I buy stock in this company if this thing passes?
Cedric Moses with Poo Prints said the DNA sampling of the turds helps pet owners find lost pets. Not sure I follow this, but it must have something to do with the DNA registry which can store all sorts of info on the pet, like owners, medical records, even I guess vaccine alerts. I have all my pets chipped, not sure I need further ID, thank you.
So what do you think ? should we citizens of Dallas be forced to test our dog?s DNA so we can be fined if we fail to scoop our poop? How in the world are we going to explain that to newcomers: Welcome to Dallas, best real estate market in the country: No turds allowed?
I think it?s time to move to the country!
- Candy Evans of Candy?s Dirt
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